Marco Rubio's Water Moment: I Don't Always Vote Against Women, But When I Do, I Drink Poland Spring. Stay Second Class My Friends.

I care less about drinking water and more about the fact that he was obviously selected as a token minority, with the thought that somehow he's guaranteed to cinch up the Latino vote for a Party that is rapidly sinking in quicksand and doesn't know what else to do since they're incapable of any new ideas.